Now the Tories have discovered that they can turn Rwanda into a safe country by the power of a wish from the Treaty Fairy, what else can they fix? It is the season of magic and wonder and they are wondering how far they can push it.
Now that James Cleverly has used up his Christmas season treaty wish, Rishi (the pocket size PM) is passing the Treaty wand around his cabinet. Every one just gets one wish from the Treaty Fairy.
Environment
Steve Barclay has asked for a treaty that says Carbon Capture and Storage was a viable option which wouldn’t be massively expensive. Estimates are $100-600 per tonne of CO2 removed from the atmosphere. Plus there is the need to massively increase electricity production to power these facilities.
Treasury
Jeremy Hunt wished for a treaty that made the economic shambles that the Tories had created to just be fixed. The Treaty Fairy made good and produced a treaty saying that the National Debt had been wiped. Hunt will use this incredible opportunity to give tax breaks to rich people and absolutely not use it to invest in infrastructure or anything sensible.
Education
There’s now a treaty saying that all school buildings are absolutely fine and up to the best modern standards. Hurrah!
Rishi Sunak
Unfortunately when the PM asked for a treaty saying that the Tories were great and will win the next election the Treaty Fairy left. As she left she was heard to mutter, “no amount of magic is going to make that happen”.