Black woman with long braided hair draping over her shoulders. She is wearing a white plain blouse under a blue jacket. The background is plain and there is a Union Jack flag next to her.
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Badenoch; one angry woman

The opposition leader loves nothing more than being angry. Bereft of her normal parliamentary ranting ground, she has taken to the streets.

The first hints that The Badenoch was roaming the streets of Saffron Walden when a loud angry voice bellowed out, “Why are the shops full of f*cking kids?. Shouldn’t they be in school?”. When it was pointed out that the schools had broken up for the Christmas break she got even angrier. “So we are paying teachers to teach but they are shirking their responsibility and are sitting at home drinking their woke drinks. I will fix this”.

..we are paying teachers to teach but they are shirking their responsibility and are sitting at home drinking their woke drinks

Later she was seen yelling at a Rotary Club Santa’s sleigh trailer with cheerful lights and playing carols while volunteers with buckets collected money for the local hospice. She was angry that they were inflicting their woke goody-goodiness at her. “The country doesn’t get any income tax on this. What’s the point of it?” On being told that they were collecting for a hospice, “Why do people who are about to die need money? If hospices need handouts then they need to think about their business model. Charge more.”

Realistic AI image of a view of the back of black woman with long braids shaking her fists at out of focus carol singers in a shopping street.
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Badenoch finished the afternoon ranting at Carol singers and shaking her fists. They were raising money for Mind, a mental health charity. She flipped, “Why are they taking money for entitled people? Neurodivergent kids who get better treatment or equipment at school. Adults are protected in employment terms from day one, you can more easily claim for unfair dismissal, and can also require your employer makes ‘reasonable adjustments’ to your job”.

Somebody offered to buy her a late lunch assuming she was hangry, but she yelled, “Lunch is for wimps!”.

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