a glass of Bailey's being poured

Disposing of unfurnished Bailey’s and other non-existent problems

People are being warned against pouring unfinished Bailey’s down the sink. In other unlikely news, chocolate bar goes uneaten and bears can ice skate.

In a bizarre statement Alex Saunders, head of Southern Water’s wastewater network, has felt compelled to warn people not to pour unfinished Bailey’s down the sink. Theoretically the high fat content can contribute to blocked drains. The word theoretically is used because there is no such thing as unfinished Bailey’s.

“An expert panel of random Facebook users commented “wouldn’t happen in our house!”, “Yeah right. Things that never happened”, “An expert panel of random Facebook users commented “wouldn’t happen in our house!”, “Yeah right. Things that never happened”.

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