The fuss over the manipulated image of the Princess of Wales has overlooked the shocking truth that the clumsy editing was actually trying to hide. Using cutting edge reverse manipulation techniques it has been possible to reconstruct the lizardy truth.
Using an R image de-manipulation algorithm and spare pixels that may have come from the original image, it has been possible for computer scientists at the En Passante Institute to recreate the original image shown above. There certainly wasn’t something right about Princess Charlotte’s hand. A close up reveals more…

Unless she is wearing a novelty glove she has a lizard hand. There has been suspicion that the globe is ruled by elites known as the Lizard People and this could be the proof. Is it a coincidence or untrue that she always wears gloves when she is outside the house? Is it untrue that her favourite food is mealworm sandwiches? Is the reason that the elites want us to eat mealworms is so that she and others like her don’t feel out of place?
