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Aerial view of Villa Park stadium. A large football and events stadium in Aston Villa near Birmingham — Image Arne Müseler - Creative Commons License CC-by-SA-3.0

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Maccabi fans secretly pleased about not going to Birmingham

Who could blame them. Grey, desolate and streets piled with rubbish. At least Amsterdam had nice canals.

By Eli Twonk

October 17, 2025November 1, 2025

Seller and Trump in front of a framed Paul Gascoigne (Gaza) football shirt

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Trump buys Gaza strip

When the Gaza Strip appeared on an auction site Trump was in there like a pro. He was not sure what ‘match worn’ and ‘Euro 96’ meant but then details are for losers.
~KK

By Karsic Karl

February 18, 2025August 15, 2025

A football on the pitch of a football stadium next to the World Cup trophy

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Fears over alcohol-free World Cup

FIFA are concerned that sober fans might come to the realisation that the glorious game is just a load of blokes kicking a ball about for 90 minutes.
~ET

By Eli Twonk

February 14, 2025August 15, 2025

Two Super Bowl teams facing each other at the start of play — This image is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution 2.0 Generic license.

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How to create that Super Bowl TV experience

The excitement is mounting for the big match on Sunday. The 2025 Super Bowl LIX. It promises to be an amazing game at the Caesars Superdome in New Orleans.

If you can’t access it on TV we have some great tips for you.
~KK

By Karsic Karl

February 3, 2025August 15, 2025

The boxer Jake Paul fighting. A blonde man with a full beard and a tattooed torso. He is wearing odd gloves - one white and the other black.

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Jake Paul future fights lined up

Now that Paul has beaten Tyson other matches are being lined up. David Attenborough has been mentioned.
~ET

By Eli Twonk

November 17, 2024August 15, 2025

A horse with yellow coloured protective padding — https://jelka.co.uk/blog/projects-and-case-studies-7/ironhorse-protective-armour-18

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Dressage horses demand better protection

Following the release of video of Charlotte Dujardin severely whipping a horse, other horses have complained about being attacked and want protection.
“It’s never us who get the medals yet we do all the hard work”
~ERM

By Excruciata Reees-Mog

July 27, 2024August 15, 2025

Sport

Sneaky Chinese park spy balloon over Paris

In an utter shameless act the Chinese have parked a spy balloon over the centre of Paris. There are no words.
~ET

By Eli Twonk

July 26, 2024August 15, 2025

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Andrew Murray hopes to retire soon if his mum lets him

The former world number one and three time Grand Slam winner has indicated that this is his last year playing professional tennis. He has not told his mum yet and is hoping she will let him.

By Eli Twonk

February 29, 2024August 15, 2025

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Luke Littler, destined to be darts champion with more pies and lager

The 16 year old has just taken the darts world by storm in the PDC championship. He narrowly missed winning the championship. The prospects of him winning future championships is good if he heeds the advice from a former champion.

By Eli Twonk

January 6, 2024August 15, 2025

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Disgraced magazine editor on the AI generated Michael Schumacher interview

Anne Hoffmann was sacked from the German magazine Die Aktuell after she used AI to generate a fraudulent interview with Michael Schumacher. We have an exclusive interview.

By Eli Twonk

April 24, 2023February 15, 2024