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Man suspects marriage is finished over Christmas presents

After 12 years of marriage Harry and Kasha Carey had settled into a comfortable routine, at least that was what Harry thought. They had a sort of tradition about the presents that they would buy each other. Some of them were ironic. This year Kasha seemed to have completely forgotten, or couldn’t be bothered to remember. Excruciata Reees-Mog offers advice. Ouch!

By Excruciata Reees-Mog

January 5, 2024August 15, 2025

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Man confesses to reading the instructions

A man has anonymously admitted to reading the instructions for something. He thinks he got away with it as his partner was in the other room listening to a podcast. He is after advice in case she realises what he has done.

By Eli Twonk

January 2, 2024August 15, 2025

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Anal sex is not for everyone

Excruciata Reees-Mog gives her advice on the sticky topic of fishing for brown trout. She also explores the etiquette surrounding ass jazz. Hello my lovelies. The other day one of the ladies (who I will not name) at the golf club took me to one side and quietly asked me what I thought of nudging […]

By Excruciata Reees-Mog

December 1, 2023August 15, 2025

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Woman addicted to making irrelevant comments on Social Media

Excruciata Reees-Mog helps a woman who constantly posts irrelevant comments on Social Media. “I can’t stop posting pointless irrelevant comments on Facebook…. I just pick one or two words that I can make into something that annoys me and start ranting”.

By Excruciata Reees-Mog

November 16, 2023August 15, 2025

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First date advice for men, learn from an expert

It might be your first forray into dating, or maybe you have become single later in life. Whatever your circumstances this advice from a dating expert is essential reading. Dating expert Hal Iotosis has been on hundreds of first dates and has written a book.

By Dr Paul Brady

August 5, 2023February 15, 2024

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How to be annoying on your local Facebook group

Nearly every village, town or city has a Facebook group for locals to use. There are some tried and trusted ways to get the maximum number of eyes rolling. Most will be too irritated to respond.

By Dr Paul Brady

July 13, 2023February 15, 2024

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five tips to save money with meat

Excruciata Reees-Mog shares invaluable tips to save money with meat to help those struggling with the cost of living crisis

By Excruciata Reees-Mog

May 21, 2023February 15, 2024

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Etiquette for the modern lady

Excruciata Reees-Mog provides etiquette guidance for young ladies in the modern world, and answers the important questions such as spit or swallow.

By Excruciata Reees-Mog

February 16, 2023February 14, 2024

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How to wash broccoli and other vegetables

After some ridiculous advice from a self-described life hacks expert on TikTak, Excruciata explains the correct way to wash vegetables.

By Excruciata Reees-Mog

January 31, 2023February 14, 2024

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How long do I have to keep these crap gifts?

Dear Excruciata, our grandchildren have made us some horrendous gifts for Christmas. A badly written note with a bit of glitter and cotton wool glued on, a fairy made out of a toilet roll and a ping-pong ball and a badly made clay pot with a bow attached. How soon can we politely get rid of them?

By Excruciata Reees-Mog

December 27, 2022January 13, 2024