After 12 years of marriage Harry and Kasha Carey had settled into a comfortable routine, at least that was what Harry thought. They had a sort of tradition about the presents that they would buy each other. Some of them were ironic. This year Kasha seemed to have completely forgotten, or couldn’t be bothered to remember. Excruciata Reees-Mog offers advice. Ouch!
Dear Harry, you say that every year you buy your wife of 12 years yet another Star Wars mug, a CD, some chocolates and a book. You in return expect her to buy you socks, a graphic novel (whatever that is), a shirt and a shirt.
You are concerned that this year she didn’t get you any of those things. You feel like the Christmas tradition has been broken. You feel that she no longer cares about these little traditions.
Have you ever thought that perhaps she is bored of receiving the same shitty presents and finds your lame little traditions to be tedious. I took the liberty of sending your wife links to some casual sex hook up sites that I know of. You better up your game boy or you are going to be all alone playing with a sock.
Do you need advice?
If you are in need of compassionate and supportive advice please feel free to email me
excruciata.reees-mog@daily-twerk.com
