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Angry white middle-aged man angry at being called an angry white middle-aged man

Blokes who lIke to express their love for England by beating up police officers, setting fire to libraries and intimidating asylum seekers angry at being called angry.

By Eli Twonk

October 12, 2025October 12, 2025

A small pile of white powder (cocaine) next to three lines of white powder on a black surface.

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Grand children upset as inheritance turns to dust

They had been promised a substantial inheritance. Unfortunately their dear old gran has snorted most of it.

By Karsic Karl

October 9, 2025October 9, 2025

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Manager has ideas to improve team cohesion

Returning from a course on motivating teams an office manager is fired up with enthusiasm. Her lucky team struggle to express their gratitude.

By Eli Twonk

October 5, 2025October 5, 2025

Pink lily flower against a pink background

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Ladies, is your muff up to snuff?

Are you taking care of your vaginal wellness? Obviously lots of you aren’t as companies have had to step up with a range of products and treatments to rectify the situation.

By Excruciata Reees-Mog

October 2, 2025October 2, 2025

Woman in a tidy kitchen cleaning round a sink with an unbranded spray bottle in one hand. She is shown from the knees to just below the shoulder.

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DIY cleaning hack fan’s flat now smells like a chip shop

She has tried all the hacks from the cleaning experts on ThickTok and now she has another problem.

By Karsic Karl

September 3, 2025September 3, 2025

Yellow sign with Epic Parking on it and an arrow pointing left

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Epic drivers finding crazy places to park

Leaving cars in car parks or on the side of the road seems really dull when there are so many creative options. Parking visionaries reveal their secrets.

By Karsic Karl

July 3, 2025August 15, 2025

Lots of people holding up phones as sun rises at Stonehenge during summer solstice sunrise

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Solstice sunrise obscured by phones

Nobody saw the sunrise at Stonehenge this year as the view was entirely obscured by people holding up phones.

By Karsic Karl

June 22, 2025August 15, 2025

Colour photo of a 1970s children's playground with a roundabout, witch hat and swings

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Boomers banging on about the playgrounds of their childhood

Obviously the generations that came after them are soft because they did not needlessly risk injury and death. Crushed skulls and amputated fingers are a rite of passage.

By Karsic Karl

June 16, 2025August 15, 2025