With civil war brewing as well as war with former US allies he is running out of options for his war mongering. He is hoping to declare war on another planet.
In a surprise move Mango Mussolini has announced extra funding for NASA. With the SETI project winding down having failed to come up with incontrovertible proof of intelligent life, Trump is keen for NASA to step up to the challenge.
With his play date buddy Elon Musk saying “We want to make “Star Trek” real,” Trump is keen for him to have some aliens to shoot at with his Star Ships. The assembled audience of NASA executives, all the tech billionaires, journalists and actors from the various Star Trek series were very polite as the rambling tango shit gibbon free styled his ‘vision’.
“Elon is a great guy. Probably the best guy ever, and he wants to build Star Trek. I want him to build the bestest Star Trek ever. It’s gonna be so good.To make it work we need aliens, and I don’t mean Mexican drug runners.” He went on to say that the search for aliens is a top priority so that Elon’s amazing star ships can attack them before they invade the Northern hemisphere which belongs to America. “You know that maybe we can make a deal with them and they can have the southern hemisphere. Nothing any good goes on there. Just commies and criminals”.