ElonMusk – The Daily Twerk

Trump supports search for extraterrestrials

With civil war brewing as well as war with former US allies he is running out of options for his war mongering. He is hoping to declare war on another planet.

By Eli Twonk

January 29, 2026January 29, 2026

Screen grabs of two posts. Top one from Elon Musk: "Time to drop the big bomb: Donald Trump is in the Epstein files. That is the real reason they have not been made public. Have a nice day DJT!" The lower one from Donald Trump: "The easiest way to save money in our Budget. Billions and Billions of Dollars, is to terminate Elon's Government Subsidies and Contracts. I was always surprised that Biden didn't do it!"

General

Gay pride month launch with epic bromance split

Nothing screams failed relationship louder than high profile bitching.

By Eli Twonk

June 6, 2025August 15, 2025

Musk delivering a new Tesla car to Trump with the caption: COME ON DOWN TO ELON'S CAR SALE. PICK UP A BARGAIN SWASTICAR WHILE STOCKS LAST. Speech balloon from Trump: But will it depreciate in value? Speech balloon from Musk: It's lost $2000 while we've been talking Terms and conditions apply,. Note your car may not have any resale value. Special coatings available to make removing spray paint and swastikas easier. Also available badges as an Audi, Hyundai. Honda , Toyota or BMW. Service available as long as Tesla still exists.

General

Tesla: another happy customer

Musk has taken to personally delivering Tesla cars. Not sure if that will be appreciated for everybody. Trump tries to make boycotting Tesla illegal. Buying Tesla cars to become mandatory?

By Eli Twonk

March 11, 2025August 15, 2025

Rear shots of various Tesla cars with various different maker names and badges on including Toyota, Audi and Honda

General

Tesla drivers fed up with abuse try a simple hack

Feeling some of the backlash from people angry about Musk, the owners of Tesla cars are hoping one simple hack will help avoid attention.

By Eli Twonk

March 10, 2025August 15, 2025

General

X down – users forced to shout at traffic lights

With the global outage of the X platform there have been reports of angry hordes indulging in strange behaviour such as shouting at traffic lights and waving their fists at clouds

By Karsic Karl

March 10, 2025August 15, 2025

Elon Musk. Boring looking white bloke with dark hair

Entertainment

Musk has been struggling to convince anyone that his DOGE has any useful purpose or, more importantly, produce evidence. His experts have allowed the website to be hacked. Needs more than him just flapping his arms about.
~PB

By Dr Paul Brady

February 14, 2025February 14, 2025

Meme posted by Elon Musk of two jars with coins in them. The left one marked 'money for hurricane relief' has a few coins in the bottom. The right one marked 'money for transgender books in Peru' is filled with coins. A comment from Musk saying 'not anymore ' has been added.

Entertainment

Musk: finally provides evidence of misuse of money

Musk has now produced detailed and conclusive evidence of the misuse of US aid money in the form of a meme. How could anyone doubt him?
~PB

By Dr Paul Brady

February 13, 2025August 15, 2025

Image of Elon Musk doing a Nazi salute projected on to the front of a Tesla factory

General

Tesla sales slump: time to pick up a bargain swasticar?

The sales of swasticars have tanked like a Panzer across numerous US and European markets. The ones made in China likely to be effected by US tariffs.
~KK

By Karsic Karl

February 6, 2025August 15, 2025

Silver grey German military car with swastika side pendants.

General

Musk unveils prototype of latest Tesla model

Revisiting the classic lines of the 1930s this bold statement car is guaranteed to turn heads. This is the first convertible car in the Tesla range.
~KK

By Karsic Karl

January 23, 2025August 15, 2025

Elon Musk giving a Nazi salute in front of a microphone during Trump inauguration speech

Politics

What do you call a tech billionaire giving Nazi salutes? Awkward?

Media organisations are shy about saying that Musk gave a Nazi salute at the end of his speech. This wasn’t a snapshot in the middle of him raising his arm up. Let’s play spot the euphemism.
~ET

By Eli Twonk

January 21, 2025August 15, 2025

Tag: ElonMusk

Trump supports search for extraterrestrials

Gay pride month launch with epic bromance split

Tesla: another happy customer

Tesla drivers fed up with abuse try a simple hack

X down – users forced to shout at traffic lights

DOGE: a shambles and a joke

Musk: finally provides evidence of misuse of money

Tesla sales slump: time to pick up a bargain swasticar?

Musk unveils prototype of latest Tesla model

What do you call a tech billionaire giving Nazi salutes? Awkward?