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Badenoch waiting on Musk for next outrage target

Badenoch now taking her cues from Musk on what to be outraged about. Not normally one to hold back on being angry about anything, she is eager to please Musk.
~PB

By Dr Paul Brady

January 10, 2025January 10, 2025

The Distracted Boy friend photo with The face of Farage on the shoulders of the girlfriend, Musk on the boyfriend looking at the passing woman with the face of Trump

Entertainment

Bromance hitting the rocks?

Our gossip columnist delves into a Trans-Atlantic bromance. Can it survive the gulf between them? Does the age difference make it doomed to failure?
~ERM

By Excruciata Reees-Mog

January 10, 2025January 10, 2025

Elon Musk. Boring looking white bloke with dark hair

Politics

Musk has a free pass to f*ck up this planet to reach Mars

Elmo is pretty pleased that Trump has announced that billionaires and their companies will be exempt from complying with environmental protection regulations. So now he can pollute as much as he likes. Yay!
~KK

By Karsic Karl

December 12, 2024December 12, 2024

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General

Musk unveils prototype of next cybertruck

Taking time out from trying to buy votes for Trump, Musk unveiled the next model of cybertruck.
~ET

By Eli Twonk

October 28, 2024October 28, 2024

Tesla driver on the phone while playing with a screen

Life Style

BMW owners are happy that people hate Tesla owners more than they hate them

BMW owners used to be among the most hated people on the roads. No longer. They have been displaced from the top spot by Tesla owners.

There is only one person who hates Tesla owners more than every one else…

By Eli Twonk

March 26, 2024April 4, 2024

Life Style

How to decide which billionaire to worship next

A man is undecided which billionaire to devote his time and thoughts to next. He is no longer interested in Elon Musk and he has prevy given his devotion to some of the other obvious candidates.

He has drawn up a short list and is pondering the candidates.

By Karsic Karl

January 21, 2024February 18, 2024

General

Elon Musk owning free speech by banning more journalists

Free speech absolutist Musk has reinforced his commitment by banning more journalists. Yesterday various journalists woke up to find their X accounts suspended with no warning or explanation. The new generation of advetisers are excited.

By Eli Twonk

January 10, 2024February 17, 2024

General

Elon Musk lashes out at café in Kefalonia

The Cinnamon Café in Argostoli Kefalonia has been criticised by the owner of X (the shit show formerly known as Twitter) because of their advertising policy. According to his latest Xcretion their coffee tastes of donkey piss. That will improve if they advertise on X.

By Eli Twonk

December 8, 2023February 17, 2024

Science

Scientists prepare to detect shock waves from massive collision

Scientists have previously detected shock waves from the orbit of supermassive black holes at the heart of distant galaxies. They are working to recalibrate their instruments for what could be a more massive event. The collision of two massive egos.

By Dr Paul Brady

July 14, 2023February 15, 2024