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Boris Johnson denies parties at Chequers

Boris Johnson categorically denies being at parties at Chequers. “I was too busy having parties at Downing Street to attend parties at Chequers”.

By Dr Paul Brady

May 26, 2023May 26, 2023

Politics

Rishi Sunak, big in Japan

The UK Prime Minister felt very comfortable in Japan. Meeting the Japanese Prime Minister Fumio Kishida he didn’t feel like a munchkin as he usually does when meeting anyone.

By Eli Twonk

May 22, 2023May 22, 2023

Advice

five tips to save money with meat

Excruciata Reees-Mog shares invaluable tips to save money with meat to help those struggling with the cost of living crisis

By Excruciata Reees-Mog

May 21, 2023February 15, 2024

General

Angry bigot takes action on dictionaries

Annoyed at all the ‘woke’ language around him Chuck Hisiphit (53) has decided it is time to take action. His wife is a member of Moans for Liberty and they’ve been inspired.

By Eli Twonk

May 21, 2023February 15, 2024

Politics

River Lim: it’s my own fault really

With the findings that the River Lim in Dorset is ecologically dead, we approached the river for comments. River Lim admits that it made mistakes.

By Eli Twonk

May 17, 2023February 15, 2024

General

University of Life recalls some degrees

As the famous University of Life starts the journey to become a recognised education establishment they are reviewing previous degrees handed out over the years.

By Dr Paul Brady

May 15, 2023February 15, 2024

General

I recycle my beer cans. What else do you want me to f*cking do?

Angry boomer thinks he is doing enough to stop climate change. He definitely wants everybody to stop going on about it.

By Eli Twonk

May 15, 2023February 15, 2024

General

Holocaust book and course deemed to be woke

A book and online course newabout the Holocaust have failed to be approved for inclusion in Florida school libraries. The approval scheme was brought in for Florida school libraries to crack dwn on “woe indoctrintion” in Florida schools.

By Dr Paul Brady

May 14, 2023February 15, 2024

Life Style

The subtle art of cracking one off in public

There is nothing more natural than flatulence. Some people find it very embarrassing when the trouser trumpet plays it’s inimitable tune. The do’s and don’ts of farting in public.

By Eli Twonk

May 10, 2023February 15, 2024

Politics

MP Scott Benton, bargain basement puppy

The news that a politician has received donations or gifts is nothing new. It is also no surprise that shortly afterwards a politician has spoken out on a debate in support of the group that has been so generous. What can be surprising are the sums involved.

By Dr Paul Brady

April 29, 2023February 15, 2024