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Bigots will struggle to find a DIY store they are happy with

Following a strong inclusivity announcement from Wickes CEO there was a predictable meltdown among bigots. Problem is there might not be any alternatives for them.

By Dr Paul Brady

June 16, 2023February 15, 2024

15/09/2021. London, United Kingdom. Secretary of State for Digital, Culture, Media and Sport, Nadine Dorries. 10 Downing Street. Picture by Simon Dawson / No 10 Downing Street

Politics

Working class champion’s tantrum over no peerage

After promising to resign, Nadine Dorries has decided not to resign until she has been shown the report recommending that she shouldn’t be elevated to the House of Lords.

By Eli Twonk

June 16, 2023February 15, 2024

Life Style

Things to get annoyed about in summer

Hooray! Summer is here, but that won’t stop us finding things to get annoyed about. Here is a handy guide to opportunities to get your grump on.

By Dr Paul Brady

June 13, 2023February 15, 2024

General

Canada accused of mask conspiracy

With the smoke from the Canadian wild fires drifting south into the US, citizens of New York and other cities and states are being advised to wear masks outside. Some people are not happy and can see the conspiracy.

By Eli Twonk

June 9, 2023February 15, 2024

Politics

Enquiry following discovery that UK accidentally shipped tractors to Ukraine

Recent battlefield video shows a Russian Ka-52 attack helicopter opening fire on what the crew believed was a Leopard 2 tank.

By Dr Paul Brady

June 6, 2023February 15, 2024

General

Russians set to steal British sunshine

There is little enough sunshine in the UK as it is. A dastardly plot by the Russians to harvest sunshine in Oxfordshire has been revealed. We say enough is enough. British sunshine is for the Brits!

By Eli Twonk

June 6, 2023February 15, 2024

General

Now would be the time to start worrying – is AI Satanic?

Journeying from Nigeria, the trail leads to San Francisco and to the doorsteps of Hell (Coventry). Is AI a manifestation of Satan and we are now in the end of times?

By Eli Twonk

June 4, 2023February 15, 2024

General

Florida on track to becoming the dumbest state

With the release of the latest literary, numeracy and illiteracy figures Florida is well on the way to being the dumbest place not just in the USA but on the planet.

By Dr Paul Brady

May 29, 2023February 15, 2024

Politics

SNP announce new audit team

Following the departure of their previous auditors the Scottish National Party have announced their new audtoors. Photo by cottonbro studio: https://www.pexels.com/photo/woman-wearing-brown-coat-holding-man-in-beige-long-sleeves-shirt-10143621/

By Eli Twonk

May 27, 2023May 27, 2023

General

Stupid people give up on right to be heard

A consortium of wingnuts led by Robert Kennedy Jnr were taking various news organisations to court because they are collaborating to boycott the disinformation and drivel that the wingnut consortium are promoting. They have now dropped the case.

By Dr Paul Brady

May 27, 2023January 15, 2024