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Patrick Stewart as the character Jean Luc Picard from Star Trek. An elderly man with a bald head wearing a dark red top with black shoulder and neck yoke.

Trump’s latest appointment – Patrick Stewart

In a surprise move Trump has offered Patrick Stewart a government position. Stewart has agreed that he will make it so.
~ET

By Eli Twonk

November 22, 2024August 15, 2025

Head shot of a cartoon fox. The Fox News weather mascot

Politics

Trump hoping for another Fox News staffer for his team

Following his selection of two Fox News personnel for his team, he now has his sights set on a new head for the National Weather Service.
~KK

By Karsic Karl

November 19, 2024August 15, 2025

Pictures of numerous white men and women given posts in the Trump White House team — Fox News screen grab

Politics

Trump’s very white house

Remember how Trump was reaching out to black and Latino voters? Think he has forgotten about his non-white supporters? MAGA – Make American Government Aryan.
~PB

By Dr Paul Brady

November 18, 2024August 15, 2025

Robert F Kennedy Jnr with the characters from Dumb and Dumber

Politics

Trump puts finishing touches to his dream team

Why pick people with experience, knowledge or ability when creating the team to lead the major branches of government? It is so much hard work scraping the bottom barrels. Far easier to skim scum off the top of a sewer.
~KK

By Karsic Karl

November 14, 2024August 15, 2025

Science

Pharmaceutical company eagerly anticipating RFK Jr appointment

A major pharmaceutical company is looking forward to RFK Jr taking up his position with control of the US health agencies. Ivermectin for all!
~PB

By Dr Paul Brady

November 10, 2024August 15, 2025

President Trump with an amended Hurricane Dorian path which he (or someone else) had amended to show the path of the hurricane extending into Alabama. Hurricane Dorian did not effect Alabama — https://youtu.be/6n7QA0Gr_oQ

General

Trump victory good for insurance companies

With Trump taking the presidency insurance companies covering hurricane damage are feeling optimistic. With his well known powers to control the path of hurricanes with a marker pen, this will be good news for home owners in areas affected by hurricanes and the insurance companies.
~ET

By Eli Twonk

November 8, 2024August 15, 2025

Politics

And the award for the thickest electorate goes to…

Trump has passed the electoral college number for a win and will be the next president of the USA. It is now official that the USA has the thickest electorate.
~KK

By Karsic Karl

November 7, 2024August 15, 2025

A scarecrow figure in a suit with a pumpkin head that looks like Trump shouting angrily

Politics

Doctors concerned for Trump after latest pictures

Doctors are analysing recent pictures of Trump and are becoming increasingly concerned.
~ET

By Eli Twonk

October 25, 2024August 15, 2025

A golf course with a lake to the left and a few trees and buildings in the distance

General

First arrest in Springfield for illegal killing of animals

Remember all the furore over Haitians illegally killing animals in Springfield Ohio? There has now been an arrest for killing animals, but the man is not a Haitian.
~PB

By Dr Paul Brady

October 4, 2024August 15, 2025

Politics

‘I saw it on TV’ fact checking

Following Trump’s belief that Haitians are eating cats in Ohio because he ‘saw it on TV’, we are preemptively fact checking other things he might have seen on his favourite programmes.
~KK

By Karsic Karl

September 11, 2024August 15, 2025