Pharmaceutical company eagerly anticipating JFK Jr appointment

A major pharmaceutical company is looking forward to JFK Jr taking up his position with control of the US health agencies. Ivermectin for all!

The drug manufacturer Merck is looking forward to a boom time when Trump favourite John F Kennedy Jr takes up his position at the helm of the US health agencies. Despite having no knowledge or experience of health or medicine, JFK Jr is inconfident that he has what it takes to make a difference – most of it gained from his vast collection of memes.

JFK Jr has already been given a mandate by Trump to do whatever pops into his addled excuse for a brain.

I’m going to let him go wild on health, I’m going to get him go wild on the food. I’m going to let him go wild on the medicines”.

With his well known gullibility for conspiracy theories it seems likely that he will advocate getting rid of all the drugs and medicines with complicated names that he can’t pronouncen and doesn’t understand. As he thinks his inability to pronounce the names of the drugs makes him look foolish, he plans to replace them all with the one he can pronounce. Ivermectin.

Diabetes? Ivermectin.

Sepsis? Ivermectin.

Oral thrush? Ivermectin.

Thyroid problems? Ivermectin.

Cancer? Ivermectin.

Pneumonia? Ivermectin.

Syphilis? Ivermectin.

Given how cheap it is and how it will be used to treat everything, JFK Jr is confident he can dramatically reduce the cost of healthcare for low income people, and reduce the number of low income people. Double result!

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