While Kamala Harris lost out in the presidential election she is adamant that they actually won. A moral victory trumps vote numbers.
With the electoral colleges giving more votes to Trump, Harris is pleased that she won a moral victory. “When all those chumps see the random incoherent management of the country they will be begging for me to take over”.
Analysts for the Democrats have concluded that voters were clearly confused…
- Blacks voting for someone who tries to do black face badly.
- Fathers voting for their daughters to die should they suffer a miscarriage.
- Seniors voting to destroy social security.
- Poor people voting for tax cuts for billionaires.
- Women voting to have fewer rights than men.
- Police voting for a convicted felon.
- Ill people voting to have an anti-science nut job in charge of health services.
- People in hurricane affected areas voting for someone who thinks that hurricanes can be controlled with a Sharpie.
- Voting for someone who only managed to build 80 miles of wall along the Mexico of wall in 4 years.
Joe Biden is said to be thinking of standing for election in 2028. “Obviously vague incoherent rambling is what wins votes”.