With Trump taking the presidency insurance companies covering hurricane damage are feeling optimistic. With his well known powers to control the path of hurricanes with a marker pen, this will be good news for home owners in areas affected by hurricanes and the insurance companies.
In September 2019 Trump demonstrated his incredible powers to control the weather by changing the course of Hurricane Dorian by adjusting the projected route with a Sharpie. Unfortunately, due to miscommunication, the hurricane was unaware of the change of plan and pretty much stuck to the course predicted by the meteorologists.
Insurance companies are certain that with better communication Trump will be able to divert future hurricanes to reduce property damage.
Rising sea levels
In further encouraging news Trump is going to stop sea levels rising. Hooray!! Through a special initiative called Operation Canute, he will stop the levels from rising by pretending it’s not happening. What a guy!