Doctors are analysing recent pictures of Trump and are becoming increasingly concerned.
There are concerns for the health of the Republican candidate as recent pictures hint at various health issues. Dr Ingthetruff, a Harvard health expert, commented that it has become hard to determine whether Trump has severe jaundice or is just using way too much make up.
The good doctor also highlighted what appears to be severe weight loss. “He used to be a fat knacker but now he looks like a scarecrow”.
On being told there was no heartbeat the doctor was unconcerned. “He hasn’t had any sign of a heart for many years so no change there”.
But surely if he has no heart then he must be one of the living dead? Dr Ingthetruff postulated that he was some sort of vampire sucking the intelligence out of flock of compliant followers.