Taking time out from trying to buy votes for Trump, Musk unveiled the next model of cybertruck.
Musk knows that the people who buy Tesla cars, like him, have zero taste and the aesthetic sense of soggy toast. He has taken the bold step of ensuring that this model has all the same design features of previous models. The cover of the accelerator pedal will be fixed on with chewing gum. The body is guaranteed to rust should a cloud appear on the horizon, fitted with bulletproof windscreens that crack when there is hail and will get stuck easily in sand.
For an extra $500 it will come with his own version of the MAGA slogan – Make Apartheid Great Again. It will also be built in a racist factory – perfect for any Klansman with more money than sense.