In a surprise move Trump has offered Patrick Stewart a government position. Stewart has agreed that he will make it so.
As part of Trump’s dream time blurring between reality, fiction and just plain confusion, he has offered veteran actor Patrick Stewart a military position. Stewart has been offered the post of head of Space Force.
Trump said, “He’s a natural. He’s been flying space ships for years. He knows all about this stuff”. When someone tried to tell him it as all made up he explained, “That’s all a lie. A great big poopy plop lie. I am building the team that will take us to the promised land, and we won’t get there with ordinary people.”
Trump is excited as Stewart has agreed to him having a go at flying the Enterprise. Stewart has said, “Does that oaf know that Star Trek is a TV programme?”