When the Gaza Strip appeared on an auction site Trump was in there like a pro. He was not sure what ‘match worn’ and ‘Euro 96’ meant but then details are for losers.
He thought he had got a real bargain at $400..He was a bit perplexed at the old football shirt with the name Gascoigne on it. Trump had never bought a country before, but nobody else seemed disconcerted so he had settled in for the bidding.
At the end of it he was presented with Gazza’s football strip. On closer inspection the listing was for Gazza’s strip. Trump decided to brave it out and pretend he was a big Gazza fan.