With Spain requiring schools to serve fresh fruit and vegetables, people have been concerned about similar ‘nonsense’ in the UK. Ozzy has offered to help.
Spain has brought in new rules which will legally oblige schools to serve fruit and vegetables as part of their lunches. When this was reported by The Guardian there were many comments on social media. Most were from people who thought it was about the UK despite the word ‘Spain’ being prominent in the headline.
Many ridiculed the idea of it happening in the UK. Some recounted when healthy meals were tried in Rotherham in 2006. Some mothers were cramming pies, burgers and chips through the school fence to their chubby children. A later article followed up on one chav mother and her children and they were all obese and unable to understand the connection between eating junk food and being fat.
Ozzy Osborne was happy to come to the rescue with the offer of supplying his Sabbath Fried Bats. He assured everybody that they were truly a fantastic nutritionally balanced food. With protein from the meat and carbs from the breadcrumb coating. Additionally as he only used fruit bats they contained lots of fibre and all the other nutrition to be expected from a large amount of fruit.