What can be more typical of Halloween than a skeleton decoration. Now bonkers leftist are attacking the environmental impact of plastic skeletons. Their solution doesn’t bear thinking about.
Decorating houses with plastic bats, spiders and skeletons has been a long standing Halloween tradition for the past twenty years. Having been largely ignored in the UK until about thirty years ago, Supermarkets and other fine purveyors of cheap plastic tat have been pushing Halloween as an opportunity to sell more bric-a-brac.
Leftists and other killjoy puritans are now using the environmental impact of completely pointless plastic as an excuse to suck the fun out of what is a bit of a non-event. Will no-one think of the plastic novelty decoration manufacturers?
Leftists want to dig up the dead
They have now gone too far down the road of climate change driven insanity. With absolutely no sense of shame or respect for the dead, they are suggesting that instead of plastic skeletons people use real ones. That’s right. Dig up real living bodies to use as decorations.
This barbaric suggestion was first promoted by a hideous ghoul who is too scared to use his real name, but hides like a frightened pussycat behind the username @qurlyjoe@mstdn.social.
The leftists who follow this ghoul were quick to support this suggestion. Some even went so far as to suggest customising them by swapping parts from animals such as deer. These are sick people folks.
The only brave dissenting voice was from a kale muncher who complained that it wasn’t vegan. It wasn’t VEGAN!! So no problem with morality just that dead meat might be involved. These people really need to work on their morals.
Any supermarket that offers real skeletons as decorators must be boycotted.