Trump rates Starmer’s wife as beautiful, but she is not the hottest. He has rated them in order of hotness and declares it is not cringe to talk about how beautiful other leader’s wives are.
To while away the hours in the White House waiting for Elon to remind him what to do, Trump likes to play Leader’s Wives. He looks at all the pictures of the wives of country leaders and tries to imagine being on a date with them.
After he had gushed about how beautiful Starmer’s wife is he decided it was time to commit the list to paper.
Jodie Haydon
Following a successful career in superannuation with various banking and finance companies, she moved to being the Women’s Officer for the NSW Public Service Association. She is engaged to Australian president Anthony Albanese.
Trump says: I like her. She never went to University and she is young. So young. So not married. She wouldn’t glare and scowl at me. I hate being scowled at, although I do miss Melania. I haven’t seen her in ages.. Did I leave her somewhere? Has anyone seen Melania?
Trump rating – 1
Olena Zelenska
She has a degree in “Urban and Construction Management”, receiving a specialist diploma. She also graduated from piano school. Prior to the war she was very involved with numerous projects such as improvement of the school food system, development of the National Strategy for a safe school environment, domestic and gender based violence and the barrier-free environment.
Trump says: She reminds me of my daughter. Is it wrong for me to fancy my daughter?
Trump rating – 2
Victoria Starmer
Qualified solicitor who practiced law for several years before moving to the NHS to work in Occupational Health.
Trump says: She doesn’t seem to say much. I like women who are quiet. More time for them to listen to me. She has a nice smile. She looks like she would understand. Maybe she will bring me crayons.
Trump rating – 3
Laura Mattarella
Daughter of Italian president Sergio Mattarella, she acts as First Lady as her father is a widower. She is a lawyer.
Trump says: She is a very good dutiful daughter, and she looks quite classy, but not too classy. I don’t understand classy. People tell me Melania is classy but I don’t get ii. Most of the time I don’t understand what she is saying. She seems to talk Russian or Rumanian or whatever and if always sounds angry.
Trump rating – 4
Veerle Hegge
Married to the Dutch Prime Minister, she chose to give up her career as a graphic designer at an advertising agency to look after their children.
Trump says:: she is a very traditional wife and mother, but she looks so serious. Sure she will be telling me off all the time for leaving a mess.
Trump rating – 5
Britta Ernst
Wife of German chancellor Olaf Scholtz, Ernst is an active politician. She has a degree in Economics and has.served as senator Traute Müller’s personal advisor, senator Thomas Mirow’s personal advisor. Ernst was a member of the Hamburg Parliament. She represented the SPD in the school committee, science committee and the special committee for neglected children. Ernst was also a member of the commission for school development and she was deputy parliamentary group leader of the SPD parliamentary group and spokesperson for school policy.
Trump says: She is so busy. So, so busy. She would be too busy to sit down and listen to me trying to string sentences together.
Trump rating – 6
Brigitte Macron
Has taught literature, French and Latin at various prestigious
Trump says: Sure she is a classy lady, but I’m not a classy man by any stretch of the imagination.
Trump rating – 7