People who post blatantly stupid shit on Social Media risk having the money wasted on their education clawed back by the state. Know any idiots posting ridiculous stuff about the flat earth, science, moon landings, how space doesn’t exist? Report them and help investment in future generations.
The Government is planning to take action against the growing tide of stupid people. An education spokesman has commented that “At first we thought it was due to failings in the education system. Further analysis has shown that some people are impossible to educate”.
He pointed to the phenomenon of people who just spend their school days chewing on crayons. “What can you do when these people find the flavour of crayons more rewarding than learning?”.
It is proposed that these people be taxed until they have paid back at least 50% of the money wasted on their education. This to be invested in schools and colleges.
The people that they have in their sights include:
- Flat earthers
- People obsessed with ‘chemtrails’. They are contrails, named because they contain condensation
- 5G conspiracy theorists. In most countries the 5G frequency band used to be used for TV transmission and it was harmless then
- Those that believe the moon landings were faked
- People who are obsessed with the idea that nearly all famous actresses and other prominent people are trans women
- Those who think trickle down economics works even though it was discredited ov
- Anti vaccination idiots. The grifter Andrew Wakefield could be double taxed because of his malicious stupidity
- People who believe Trump supports the armed forces and veterans when he called veterans sucker and losers
- Those who still believe Tucker Carlson even though he admits to lying
- Viewers of GB News
- People who think Suella Braverman was ‘speaking for the people’. No, just the evil ones.
- Those who think slavery benefitted black people
- Sick people who insinuate that the death of anyone under 60 is linked to the Covid-19 vaccinations
Help identify these people by sharing screenshots of their stupidity on Facebook or Mastodon.
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