The Cinnamon Café in Argostoli Kefalonia has been criticised by the owner of X (the shit show formerly known as Twitter) because of their advertising policy. According to his latest Xcretion their coffee tastes of donkey piss. That will improve if they advertise on X.
In a carefully considered Xcretion the business genius who has developed a unique strategy to attracting and retaining advertisers has criticised the Cinnamon Café in Argostoli for not advertising on X.
The delightful café located on the main shopping street is a well liked (4.5 Google, 4 TripAdvisor) café in Argostoli, Kefalonia. As a small business they have not bothered with a website. They last updated their Facebook page in 2020. Social Media is not important to them as they are too busy serving delicious coffee, excellent food and crepes in a relaxed atmosphere.
It is this relaxed attitude and complacency which has attracted the displeasure of Musk. Any business that is serious must advertise with X.
The Cinnamon Café attitude is totally unAmerican. If they are serious they must advertise with X. Their coffee tastes of donkey piss.
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In a follow up Xcretion he promised the flavour of their coffee would improve if they advertised on X.
Cinnamon Café was contacted for a response and they replied, in Greek, “Your call is important to us. Please leave your name and number and we’ll delete your message later. No one uses our landline number except scammers”.
The Cinnamon Café is a great place to stop for a coffee and cake. You can then go see the leatherback turtles in Argostoli harbour.