Twitter – The Daily Twerk

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X users angry at people who have left the sewer

The rage monkeys got annoyed at anyone who wasn’t as vitriolic as them on X, now they are annoyed at the people who have left.
~KK

By Karsic Karl

November 25, 2024November 30, 2024

General

Twitter/X outage almost goes unnoticed

In the outage affecting a number of Social Media sites today, only the few hundred X users were inconvenienced. The stats show the numbers of affected people and X were very few compared to the tens of thousands for other systems.
Presumably reflecting fewer using X.
Mastodon was unaffected.

By Karsic Karl

March 5, 2024March 5, 2024

Science

Elon Musk now annoyed at the internet

The organisation that defines how the internet operates and sets the standards (W3C) has shut down its X account and moved to Mastodon. Elon Musk is said to be looking for more toys to throw out of his pram.

By Dr Paul Brady

December 10, 2023February 17, 2024

General

Elon Musk lashes out at café in Kefalonia

The Cinnamon Café in Argostoli Kefalonia has been criticised by the owner of X (the shit show formerly known as Twitter) because of their advertising policy. According to his latest Xcretion their coffee tastes of donkey piss. That will improve if they advertise on X.

By Eli Twonk

December 8, 2023February 17, 2024

General

Elon Musk plans next improvement for X

From next week X will not allow vowels in tweets. Elon Musk has announced that this will be a “grt mprvmnt fr fr spch”. News organisations who post messages have said “wht _ tssr”. X fans love it.

By Eli Twonk

August 23, 2023February 15, 2024

Politics

Liz Truss autobiography deal

She has announced that she is in advanced talks with Elon Musk to publish the highlights of her life. She reckons she could get it all into one tweet.

By Eli Twonk

August 21, 2023February 15, 2024

Science

Scientists prepare to detect shock waves from massive collision

Scientists have previously detected shock waves from the orbit of supermassive black holes at the heart of distant galaxies. They are working to recalibrate their instruments for what could be a more massive event. The collision of two massive egos.

By Dr Paul Brady

July 14, 2023February 15, 2024

Life Style

Twitter advertising shifts in reaction to their new demographic

Now that Twitter is the official Social Media platform for the Taliban, far-right groups and transphobes, how are advertisers adjusting to the new challenge? What is the sophisticated Talibanese shopper looking for?

By Eli Twonk

July 11, 2023February 15, 2024

General

Twitter, still a hit with the Taliban

A senior leader of the Taliban.praised Twitter in response to the launch of Threads. Far right groups also thrive while many high profile accounts become increasingly quiet.The advertisers must be thrilled to bits.

By Eli Twonk

July 11, 2023February 15, 2024

Entertainment

Masked Singer viewers in uproar

A few viewers of the Masked Singer fulfilled their obligation to moan about anything. About 12 viewers complained on Twitter but we are going to blow it out of all proportion.

By Eli Twonk

January 15, 2023February 14, 2024