Scientists have previously detected shock waves from the orbit of supermassive black holes at the heart of distant galaxies. They are working to recalibrate their instruments for what could be a more massive event. The collision of two massive egos.
With the impending cage fight between Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg this may be the first direct evidence of giant arseholes distorting reality as they close in on each other. Apparently these distortions of reality are happening every time one of them has what they think is a great idea, however it has never happened on this scale before. One of the groups that will be watching the event closely is the European Pulsar Timing Array Consortium (EPTA), led by Prof Micky Finn of the Marx Brothers Institute for Radio Astronomy in Bonn.
He told Daily Twerk that “It could tell us if Freud’s’ theory of ego is wrong; it may tell us about what arseholes, the mysterious stuff that makes up the bulk of the social media, really is; and it could give us a new window into new theories of social media.”
Article plagiarized, with apologies, from Pallab Ghosh who has written a far more interesting article if you like astronomy and physics.