As the back bone of the Empire’s military force, Clone Troopers are not happy about a lot of things. They feel that their training could be better, that their equipment is sub-standard and a lack of diversity.
A delegation from the 501st battalion has taken to protesting outside the Empire headquarters and presenting a list of their demands.
Number one on their list of demands is better training. One of their leaders, Trooper 501/5663C, said “We spend lots of time in classrooms being taught about the history of the Empire with little in the way of context”.
There is almost no combat training, strategy preparation, weapons practice or anything else useful. “We just sit around in classrooms for a few weeks then get shipped out”.
Ever wondered why they never seem to be able to hit anyone when they are shooting? With no target practice they have rubbish aim.
“No training. Rubbish armour. Useless weapons. No wonder we can’t stop the rebels”
There are issues with the equipment. The armour can’t stop any weapons more powerful than a pea shooter. “Our guns aren’t very effective. They can’t actually hurt anything”. In exasperation he summed it up, “No training. Rubbish armour. Useless weapons. No wonder we can’t stop the rebels”