Excruciata Reees-Mog

A sophisticated woman from a prominent family living her best life when she can get the staff to look after her house and grounds. With all her travel she has a very large carbon footprint. She is working on it and hopes to double it in 2024. Has a brother she calls Jakey

St George flags on lampposts along the side of a road — duncanpaylor-Instagram

Life Style

Gammon undecided about weekend plans

Weekends have often been a bit dull. Now with many options such as shouting at hotels or putting up flags it is hard to decide what to do.

By Excruciata Reees-Mog

October 14, 2025November 1, 2025

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Life Style

Ladies, is your muff up to snuff?

Are you taking care of your vaginal wellness? Obviously lots of you aren’t as companies have had to step up with a range of products and treatments to rectify the situation.

By Excruciata Reees-Mog

October 2, 2025October 2, 2025

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Ask Excruciata

An ex-cop who knows he was wrong is still is not happy

An ex policeman got a fine for driving in a bus lane and wants advice on what to do. Excruciata gives her usual questionable advice.

By Excruciata Reees-Mog

May 13, 2025August 15, 2025

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Ask Excruciata

Dear Excruciata: Why do people keep boring me with health issues

Sam Badance is a successful professional with a happy home life, but is not happy at work. People are plaguing him with intimate details of health problems. He would like some happy interactions for a change. Excruciata offers advice.
~ERM

By Excruciata Reees-Mog

January 15, 2025August 15, 2025

The Distracted Boy friend photo with The face of Farage on the shoulders of the girlfriend, Musk on the boyfriend looking at the passing woman with the face of Trump

Entertainment

Bromance hitting the rocks?

Our gossip columnist delves into a Trans-Atlantic bromance. Can it survive the gulf between them? Does the age difference make it doomed to failure?
~ERM

By Excruciata Reees-Mog

January 10, 2025August 15, 2025

Politics

Privileged troubled by budget proposal on air travel

Following the announcement of a massive hike in flight duty for private jet travel, the privileged are upset. Excruciata Reees-Mog argues that the privileged are essential.
~ERM

By Excruciata Reees-Mog

October 31, 2024August 15, 2025

A group of children with the front two holding up a sign saying 'denial is not policy'

Advice

Has your child become a far-left extremist?

Know the signs to look for and what you can do.
Showing sympathy for oppressed people and social injustice? Accepting of people of different sexual orientations or religions?

Excruciata Reees-Mog offers advice.
~ERM

By Excruciata Reees-Mog

October 6, 2024August 15, 2025

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Life Style

Angela Rayner forced to buy her own clothes

Now that the Labour leadership has agreed not to accept clothes donations, Angela Rayner has been forced to buy her own. Excruciata Reeves-Mog sympathises.
~ERM

By Excruciata Reees-Mog

September 26, 2024August 15, 2025

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Sport

Dressage horses demand better protection

Following the release of video of Charlotte Dujardin severely whipping a horse, other horses have complained about being attacked and want protection.
“It’s never us who get the medals yet we do all the hard work”
~ERM

By Excruciata Reees-Mog

July 27, 2024August 15, 2025

General

My brother did not deserve this. Jakey is devastated

Excruciata Reees-Mog shares the impact of her brother’s electoral defeat and how it has affected the family.
~ERM

By Excruciata Reees-Mog

July 5, 2024August 15, 2025