Now that he has realised how easy it is to get Google Maps to rename things, he is turning his attention to other places. Green is definitely woke so he wants to rename it, but what to?
In their eagerness to pander to the anointed one, Google have renamed the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America, but only when accessed from within the USA.
The orange Messiah looked at what they had done and was pleased. With his plan to acquire Greenland in mind he is concerned about the name. The first part of the name is definitely woke. He would not want any part of the USA to have a woke word as part of its name. Greenland? Sounds as bad as Transland or Gayland.
His imperial mightiness is stuck for what to rename it to. Trumpland? The tech bros who made a massive contribution to Trump’s campaign quite like Cryptoland. He had pondered giving it to Melania as a present and just naming it after her. Melania. He thought it had a nice ring to it. When he mentioned it to her she just gave him a long dead-eyed stare.