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The late Mark Zuckerberg insists social media should not engage in fact checking

Ever wondered why the Musk v Zuckerberg fight never happened? Zuckerberg died in 2023. We tried to confirm this the Facebook fact-checkers, but there aren’t any. There are links to the Hawaii fires and DEWs

Mark Zuckerberg died at his secret compound in Hawaii sometime in August 2023. It was not peaceful. His pens pump exploded spectacularly. The resulting power surge is believed to have caused widespread power surgee. It is believed that this was the cause of the Hawaii fires.

Stories about the fires being started by Direct Energy Weapons (DEW) were inserted into social media to distract people from the true cause. While the late Facebook owner does have a DEW he only ever used it to warm the water in his pool and to impress guests on Bond-themed party nights.

Sure I’ll believe that. I believe anything because I don’t fact check anything.

When asked if he knew about Zuckerberg being dead Eloon Musk put in one of his Xcretions, “Zuckerberg dead? Sure I’ll believe that. I believe anything because I don’t fact check anything. Someone said my left leg is a strawberry gateau. I’ll believe that and I don’t even know what a gateau is”.

All of Zuckerberg’s messages have been dealt with by an AI system called The Wonderful Auto Thing. Glorious proof that even billionaires can be replaced by AI.

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Karsic Karl

From Bristol I have a particular interest in gaming, pizza and energy drinks. Keeping up to date with technology and the dystopian invasion of the internet of things and subscriotion based basic services.

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