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Two panel image of Trump on the left and Colombian President Gustavo Petro on the right

Trump: pissing off allies for entertainment

In a staggering display of bell end diplomacy, Trump has pissed off Colombia. Messing up an existing repatriation process by treating Colombians like convicts, he created a drama to entertain the gullible.
~KK

By Karsic Karl

January 27, 2025August 15, 2025

Pamelam Hemphill, a mature white woman wearing glasses with a dark hat on and wearing a grey and white striped top.

Politics

J6 rioter with integrity has been discovered

The first hint that there might be a.shred of integrity in the MAGA sect. One of the rioters who stormed the Capitol rejects Trump’s pardon. She wants no part of rewriting history.
~KK

By Karsic Karl

January 22, 2025August 15, 2025

Politics

Mark Robinson burn incident

Republican governor Mark Robinson suffered a second degree burn while attending the Mayberry Truck Show. Pants are believed to be involved.
~ET

By Eli Twonk

September 29, 2024August 15, 2025

General

Never Surrender Convoy was just a little sad

The much hyped Never Surrender Convoy 2023 was frankly embarrassing. This was organised by Republican candidate Trent Leisy in Colorado to demonstrate support for former president Trump. The convoy was to “roll across the land”. Might have filled a small car park.

By Dr Paul Brady

January 3, 2024August 15, 2025

Science

Man from USA can’t comprehend that not everything relates to 2024 elections

In 2020 he thought that Covid-19 was a plot to manipulate the election. When he heard of lockdowns in Paris he thought that was in Texas. He couldn’t comprehend that events can happen throughout the world, in places that couldn’t give a shit about American elections.

By Dr Paul Brady

December 2, 2023August 15, 2025

General

Trump obviously hitting hard times spreading any old shit on his face

The failed president and fraud defendant is obviously starting to run short of funds as he can no longer afford to have a good quality beauty product on his face. Experts speculate on what crap he is using now.

By Eli Twonk

November 24, 2023February 15, 2024

Politics

Trump would rather live abroad, but which country would want him?

In comments to a journalist the plaintiff in numerous court cases commented that he could of been relaxing abroad rather than being in the USA. While he mentioned France, there maybe other options.

By Dr Paul Brady

August 10, 2023February 15, 2024

Life Style

The subtle art of cracking one off in public

There is nothing more natural than flatulence. Some people find it very embarrassing when the trouser trumpet plays it’s inimitable tune. The do’s and don’ts of farting in public.

By Eli Twonk

May 10, 2023February 15, 2024