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Two elderly white couples sitting on a bench outside

Rebel horrified friends as they set out for a walk

Friends were concerned over the bizarre behaviour. They were dumbfounded when they realised what he had done. This click-bait byline wil not disappoint.

By Karsic Karl

May 27, 2025August 15, 2025

A mature white man with short grey hair in a white shirt and jeans sitting on a grey sofa with grey Venetian blinds behind him

Ask Excruciata

An ex-cop who knows he was wrong is still is not happy

An ex policeman got a fine for driving in a bus lane and wants advice on what to do. Excruciata gives her usual questionable advice.

By Excruciata Reees-Mog

May 13, 2025August 15, 2025

Life Style

Signal to upgrade security

The encrypted messaging service to block invites to discussions about war plans.
Even Nigerian millionaires are complaining.

By Karsic Karl

April 22, 2025August 15, 2025

A young man with his first bit of facial fluff and his first suit. Text - I am excited and honored to announce I have been appointed to the Office of the Secretary of Defense at the DoD. Helping to ensure our country is a force not to be reckoned with.

Politics

Royce Chamberlin: first suit, first job and all the cookies he can eat

All excited to finally have a job that daddy definitely did not get for him. He knows his hours playing Call of Duty will prove invaluable.

By Karsic Karl

April 20, 2025August 15, 2025

Life Style

International Women’s Day; man annoyed they don’t have a special day

A bloke is annoyed saying they don’t have a special day, and got really annoyed when people told him they do. He feels victimised because he forgot being told last year.

By Eli Twonk

March 8, 2025August 15, 2025

Life Style

Workers returning to office struggling to adjust

Some have not been at work since 2020. They are confused and bewildered. Some had to use a SatNav to find their building. Others were horrified to discover Onesies were no longer in fashion.
~KK

By Karsic Karl

January 28, 2025August 15, 2025

Three young women in thin short dresses or leggings standing in the snow looking happy on a night out clubbing

Uncategorized

Storm Éowyn: Newcastle braced for the impact

While many parts of the country are battening down the hatches, club goers in Newcastle are considering putting on long sleeved tops, but only if it gets right chilly.
~ET

By Karsic Karl

January 23, 2025August 15, 2025

Male doctor in a white coat with a stethoscope around his neck looking at notes — Photo by Tima Miroshnichenko: https://www.pexels.com/photo/man-in-white-button-up-shirt-holding-black-tablet-computer-5452293/

Ask Excruciata

Dear Excruciata: Why do people keep boring me with health issues

Sam Badance is a successful professional with a happy home life, but is not happy at work. People are plaguing him with intimate details of health problems. He would like some happy interactions for a change. Excruciata offers advice.
~ERM

By Excruciata Reees-Mog

January 15, 2025August 15, 2025

Large family group with black and white adults and children seated around a table with a Christmas dinner on it. The room has Christmas decorations.

General

Family favourite Christmas meal games

From the seasonal classic of when is gran going to fart, to how many drinks before uncle starts coming out with racist jokes. So much to look forward to. Have a merry Christmas.
~KK

By Karsic Karl

December 25, 2024August 15, 2025

Young adult couple in front of a large red truck. Left is a black woman with parted afro hair smiling with an arm raised high. Right is a black man with short hair wearing a baseball cap leaning on the truck front looking very neutral

Life Style

‘I quit my job to live in lorry with my hubby’. Hubby is speechless

When Mila quit her job to travel the USA with her truck driving husband he was speechless. He is struggling to find any words three years later.
~KK

By Karsic Karl

December 24, 2024August 15, 2025