The Tango Tw@t recycles some more dopey crap about health. What ever you do NEVER swallow chewing gum unless you want to die.
In a mind bogglingly dumb press announcement Trump signalled that his government have no understanding or regard for science or medicine. All policies will be based on what he or Robert Fuckwit Kennedy (RFK) Jnr feel is right.
In a later statement Trump warned people bout the dangers of swallowing chewing gum. “Swallowing gum is bad. So bad. You know people have died from swallowing chewing gum. It sounds crazy but it’s true. So sad. It wraps around the heart you know. Round and round it goes until it can no longer beat. Terrible.” Trump looked earnestly into the camera and let the world know that vinegar is the worst. “Drink more than a few teaspoons of that vinegar and it will dry your blood right up. Bam! You drop down dead right away. We will be banning vinegar to save this great nation from instant death and to stop the leftists using it against us. Terrible people”.
He then went on to warn people about cracking knuckles and how it leads to arthritis. Trump then startled everyone with the revelation that most people only use 10% of their brains, although in his case he admitted that he got confused and tired if he used 0.1% of his brain.
A stern warning was given by Trump to never wake anyone sleepwalking as it will give them a heart attack.
The stable genius said, “The MMR I think should be taken separately” … “This is based on what I feel. The mumps, measles and — the three should be taken separately. And it seems to be that when you mix them, there could be a problem”. Except that large numbers of scientists doing large numbers of studies have found no problem.
