Having failed to release all the files during his first term, Trump ordered a new investigation and that all files will released, again. Anna Paulina Luna who is to investigate has disappeared…
Trump has already signed an Executive Order for the release of all the remaining files from the Warren Commission’s investigation into the 1963 assassination. The order requires the Director of National Intelligence, Tulsi Gabbard, to release the documents within 45 days of the order.
Intelligence sources have said (that is code for something made up), that the person tasked to reinvestigate the 1963 assassination, Anna Paulina Luna, is searching through the evidence to find a trans person to pin it on. Failing that anyone who can be portrayed as a DEI hire such a black person or a woman, will do.
Anna Paulina Luna, is a Republican law maker specialising in making nutjobs who believe conspiracy theories feel listened to. Startlingy, she has not been seen since she was assigned the task of investigating the Kennedy assassination. Her disappearance will bring the total number of people who have tried to reinvestigate and then disappeared to twelve. Apparently this is normal and nobody is bothering to look for her.
She is also going to investigate Big Foot, Chem trails, COVID-19 (because an Instagram bunny has the intellect to achieve something that the scientific reports failed to do) and why toast always lands butter side down.
The assassination of John F Kennedy in 1963 introduced Conspiracy Theory as a popular hobby. The Warren Commission investigated the assassination and published a report in 1964. Many of the files that were part of the investigation were classified and have remained secret. Congress voted in 1992 to have all of the government’s assassination-related documents declassified. The classification has been extended by presidents Trump and Biden due to concerns raised by the national security agencies. It has been argued that the documents need to remain classified to protect the names of agency employees, intelligence assets, sources and methods.