In the continued campaign to stop working class kids from having a laugh, the proposed ban by Michael ‘just the one line tonight’ Gove will make nitrous oxide illegal.
In a spectacular move to completely miss the issues that are really concerning people, such as the appalling rates of rape and violent crime convictions, the government has chosen to focus on banning nitrous oxide better known as laughing gas.
Nitrous oxide has become popular as a cheap way of having a laugh, and working class people are dire need of a laugh after the last 13 years of unrelenting misery.
in the 1970s glue sniffing was a popular way for poor teenagers to get high. Then they changed the law to make it impossible for teenagers to get hold of.
Then the kids moved on to Ecstasy, which promptly got banned. Getting desperate for kicks lighter gases such as butane and propane became popular until they made it harder to get hold of. Lighter fluid was the next go-to. They really don’t want poor people to have anything to alleviate the misery do they? Lighter fluid became impossible to get hold of.
Five years ago nitrous oxide in small disposable capsules became readily available. Now here we are on the verge of a ban. Politicians really hate the idea of working class kids having any form of escape from the unending misery that they have made of society.
Fun things that can result in harm that you don’t see the government banning include skiing, parachute jumping, car racing, alcohol, mountain climbing. Less fun things that do result in harm that the government is not bothered about is underfunding the ambulance service, nurses, doctors and food safety. But the important thing is nitrous oxide is banned.
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