Sex site user amazed at how popular he is

Raymond has always had difficulty meeting women so decided to try a sex site to find a partner. The response he got blew his mind.

On the wrong side of 50, Raymond had never had a girlfriend and felt time was running out. As he never went out anywhere socially he never got the chance to meet anyone. He told us that he did have some interests such as finding and photographing vintage phone boxes and bus spotting. “There are ladies at work but none of them share my interests”.

On a whim he joined Horny Cupid, and spent the next couple of hours filling out his profile. He detailed his short height, grey hair, overweight, bitten finger nails, halitosis, missing teeth, hairy ears and smelly feet. When asked if he’d been too honest he said “I hear that women appreciate honesty,and the more honest I am the more they’ll appreciate me”.

He feels it has worked. “Within minutes I was getting messages from some gorgeous looking women. Some looked like models “. He got lots of messages such as ‘Hey hun are you dreaming of me’?’, ‘tell me what’s on your mind, cos the only thing on my mind is you ‘, ‘what took you so long to get here? I’ve been waiting ‘, ‘I’ve looked at your profile and am blown away ‘, ‘please be gentle with me as I’ve been hurt before’, and lots more.

He is completely blown away with how popular he is. Currently he messages 12 women regularly. “The sad thing is that all of them have financial problems such as medical bills for parents, money to pay electricity to be able to keep chatting, fees for visas so they can visit me, airplane tickets and so on’. He knows he can’t help all these women so is asking more men to sign up with Horny Cupid to help these women and find love like he has.

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