A small pile of white powder (cocaine) next to three lines of white powder on a black surface.

Grand children upset as inheritance turns to dust

They had been promised a substantial inheritance. Unfortunately their dear old gran has snorted most of it.

In the comfort of her large detached house in Saffron Walden Pearl Snow (74) has been making the most of her generous pension and substantial savings. With no responsibilities and plenty of time Snow has joined the growing number of silver snorters. She explains, “I used to be a regular coke head when I was in my twenties.We’d hit the Northern Soul clubs and stay up dancing all night with coke and speed”.

Snow is very pleased that she can now afford higher quality cocaine. This has meant that she has got through a lot of her savings, but she knows she can’t take it with her.

She has joined the growing trend of silver snorters, although some have got into difficulties. In the year up to March 2025 around 723 geriatric snow ploughs needer medical help relating to cocaine use. Eight of those above were over 90! This is a big increase over the figure of 164 that were seen by a doctor a decade ago.

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From Bristol I have a particular interest in gaming, pizza and energy drinks. Keeping up to date with technology and the dystopian invasion of the internet of things and subscriotion based basic services.

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