Excruciata Reees-Mog provides insights into how elegant and sophisticated women tackle eating burgers, ribs and other fast foods.
Hello my lovelies. Apparently there is someone providing etiquette advice on something called TikTak. Apparently this is an internet thing that collects videos of people being quaintly common.
It has been brought to my attention that there is some one on TikTak who claims to be an etiquette advisor. Apparently this person has been advising ladies on how a sophisticated lady would tackle eating a burger.
The advice she gave was that the burger should be eaten off a plate with a knife and fork. I have never heard anything so ludicrous in all my life. This exposes this etiquette expert as a total fraud. Having attended the Campana finishing school I can state with certainty that there is no etiquette advice on how to eat burgers, spare ribs or ????.
A lady of class and sophistication would not be in a restaurant that served burgers. So for all you ladies worried about appearing common by the way you eat your burgers, don’t worry. You gave away your lack of class by walking into a fast food restaurant.
Photo by Pavel Danilyuk: https://www.pexels.com/photo/woman-biting-a-hamburger-7801206/
