The new game that is all the rage. Which Tory MP, or PM is going to be found to have committed a crime next? Pick a Tory and pick a crime to win a prize.
If you are old enough to remember the days of politicians being solid upstanding citizens with unblemished criminal records then you are well old. Get back to your nursing home.
Like a thug from a sinkhole estate with his first ASBO, getting a conviction is like a badge of honour for Tory politicians. Shows you are hardcore.
With Rishi Sunak’s seat belt and breaking Covid lockdown laws penalties he is near top of the leader board of multiple convictions, but who has had the greatest number of charges?
So let’s play the Tory Crime Game
The Tories have got previous….
| Ahmad Khan | child sexual assault |
| Charlie Elphicke | sexual assaults |
| Bob Spink | electoral fraud |
| Jeffrey Archer | perjury |
| Boris Johnson | breach of covid regulations |
| Rishi Sunak | breach of covid regulations stupidly being filmed a moving car with no seatbelt |
| Chris Davies | fraud |
| Jonathan Aitken | perjury |
And Labour aren’t perfect….
While we are under no obligation to be impartial, here are a few Labour felons.
| Stephen Hepburn | accusation of sexual harassment |
| Fiona Onasanya | perverting the course of justice |
| Claudia Webbe | harrasment |
| David Chaytor | fraud |
| Elliot Morley | false accounting |
| John Stonehouse | fraud, theft, forgery, conspiracy to defraud, causing a false police investigation and wasting police time |
Which MP has the most convictions?
It is John Stonehouse (Labour) with fraud, theft, forgery, conspiracy to defraud, causing a false police investigation and wasting police time. He faked his own death and slipped away to Australia to start a new life with his mistress.