It has been suggested that anything with JD in the name is sh*t. We investigate.
Nobody knows how these things happen, but by some bizarre quirk of language, perception and human behaviour any organisation or person with JD as part of the name is shit. Are these things decided in advance, or is it some bizarre form of determinism? Possibly some examples might shed light on the phenomenon.
JD Wetherspoons
The public house equivalent of Happy Shopper. Cheap, nasty and the sort of place where people who leave the house in pyjamas go to drink. For breakfast. No wonder they get lots of 1 star ratings on TrustPilot.
JD Sports
The place where people who buy a lot of sports clothes but don’t do a lot of sports shop. Still rocking that shell suit look. This is the place for you. The top comment on TrustPilot was a wish that they could award 0 stars.
JD Gyms
Owned by JD Sports, these gyms are good on affordability. Fine as long as you don’t need to try and find a member of staff to talk to. Come in, do your stuff and fuck off.
JD Williams
For mature women this is the place for the younger baby boomerettes to try and dress like Gen Z. Most people go into the stores that are left because the website is pants. Big pants, with plenty of elastic.
JD Classics Autos Ltd
What was once a beacon of class and sophistication may have fallen foul of the JD curse. This company that specialised in the service and restoration of classic cars went into administration, again, in January. If they decide to bring it back drop the JD part.
JD Vance
What can be said about this man that has not been exquisitely expressed by Western Australian Premier Roger Cooke? He called Vance a knob. Harsh but fair.
So there we have it. Proof that if something has JD in it, it’s crap.