Now that the Labour leadership has agreed not to accept clothes donations, Angela Rayner has been forced to buy her own. Excruciata Reeves-Mog sympathises.
Hello my lovelies. I never thought that I would ever sympathise with a member of the Labour Party, never mind a common tramp like Rayner. Of course every busy important person should have someone providing them with clothes and doing the shopping for them.
I cannot remember when I have ever been in a shop buying clothes. It seems inconceivable that my brother Jakey would demean himself by going into a shop, unless it was for a publicity photograph. You know that sort of thing; visiting a cheese shop to convince the gullible electorate that he is just like them.
I had high hopes that Rayner and her chums were starting to understand the priorities of being superior people, and was saddened to see them capitulate to the nonsensical whining of the crisp munching hoi-polloi. It was very funny given the amount of money that Jakey and his friends slipped out of the tax payers coffers, to find the commoners getting upset about Rayner et al getting gifts of clothes from a friend.
There is also the important matter of the ability to pick the right clothes. It can take time and an expert eye to select the right clothes. We can all remember the sartorial disasters that ensued when a certain former Prime Minister was allowed to buy and select his own clothes.
Disclosure
The main image for this article was generated using AI. The one of Boris Johnson looking like a car crash in a jumble sale is genuine.
