Post Office CEO Nick Read can not work out why everyone is still going on about the Horizon scandal. They have brought out a new series of stamps with lots of pretty pictures of the Spice Girls from 30 years ago.
Look how bright the pictures are. Aren’t they pretty?
“The Horizon thing was dealt with last week so why are people still talking about it?”, a spokesperson hinted. “Wouldn’t you much rather be talking about our pretty stamps?” You can buy these in Post Office branches. They are lovely places where we care and nurture our sub-postmasters. We do really like sub-postmasters. Honest.