Paula Vennells: I definitely posted the CBE back. Honest

Paula Vennells, former CEO of the Post Office, had agreed to return her CBE after she realised she had been a teensy bit evil. The Cabinet Office are unaware of its return. There seems to be confusion over where it is now. Questions are being asked and stones are being turned.

After coming to the realisation that she was evil as a result of watching a TV drama , Vennells agreed to return her CBE. She was awarded the CBE in 2019 for her contribution to corporate malicious prosecutions, false charges and toxic use of legal procedures.

The Cabinet Office have said that they have no record of receiving it back. When this was mentioned to Vennells she said, “I’m absolutely definitely one hundred percent put it in the post. Honest. You know what the Post Office is like for losing things… Like evidence of system faults…”. She also added, “You can trust me. Honest “.

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