The far-right rioting is the latest issue to hit the news in the UK. There is also shit weather, shit food and shit attractions. Visitors are well advised to stay away.
With far-right wingnuts who are expressing their love for their country through the medium of burning down a library, a Citizen’s Advice Bureau, looting a shoe shop, a phone repair shop and a vape shop, the UK might seem to be off the list of tourist destinations.
The good news is that all the places affected by the rioting are shit holes that no tourist would be interested in visiting. That does leave other travel advisory issues.
Shit weather
Most of the spring the country has been deluged with rain. Now the natives are getting traumatised if the sun shows for two days in a row. You won’t need to bring sunblock, but you will need a vest and rain coat.
Shit food
The UK has conveniently arranged the shitest eating places along the motorway system. With the exception of the Gloucester Farm shop and Tebay service stations, they are all dreadful. Every city and town also have greasy spoon cafes that proudly post pictures of their breakfast abominations on local Facebook groups.
Shit attractions
Who can fail to be amazed at the Keswick Pencil Museum, Teapot Island near Yalding, Brighton Sewage Works, the British Lawnmower Museum or the Glacial Boulder, Cannock Chase? Most people really.