The failed president and fraud defendant is obviously starting to run short of funds as he can no longer afford to have a good quality beauty product on his face. Experts speculate on what crap he is using now.
A group of experts, which mostly consisted of people on Mastodon mocking him, gave their considered opinion on what he was smearing over his face now. According to the Swiss company Bronx he used to use their Boosting Hydrating Concealer in orange, however that is quite expensive.
Some thought he was using Ronseal or some other wood stain that he’d found in the maintenance shed at Mars A Largo. Opinions differed over whether it was natural oak or dark oak.
One expert thought that he was now smearing gravy over his face, however was not able to confirm whether it was beef, chicken or caramelised onion. In a subsequent poll the most votes were for caramelised onion gravy. Try it for yourself using the advertising link below.
Some unkind people suggested he is smearing dog shit over his face, but we will not entertain that theory.
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