In a rare study actual scientists, rather than political scientists who pretend they are scientists, have revealed the fundamental mechanisms underlying why 2023 is going to be a crap year.
The San Francisco police have approved the deployment of robots armed with explosives. Omni Consumer Products President, Dick Jones, hailed this as an exciting development. “This is a win for law enforcement and a win for business. What could possibly go wrong”, he said as he announced plans for the ED-209 system.
Since the invention of alcohol and urinating standing up, men have managed to splash urine over their legs. Even the invention of the wall mounted urinal with less distance for the urine to fall failed to put an end to piss sodden trousers. At the 75th Annual Meeting of the Division of Fluid Dynamics in 2022, a group from Canada may have an answer.
Following the success of the mission to deflect the course of an asteroid in deep space, the NASA team headed by Dr. Thomas Zurbuchen has been awarded the David Lister Prize for Advanced Research into Selestial Engineering (the ARSE Prize).
The prize was announced at the Boston Pool Loft in Liverpool.