Know the signs to look for and what you can do. Showing sympathy for oppressed people and social injustice? Accepting of people of different sexual orientations or religions? Excruciata Reees-Mog offers advice.
Hello my lovelies. As I watched my darling children Tarquin and Rebecca growing up I remember being very concerned about them, and ever watchful for any far-left traits in them. I know this is a concern for other parents as many of you have contacted me about this. Excruciata, I heard one of you say, my son has just been upset about a rabbit caught in a trap that is floundering about trying to escape. The important thing is to dispatch the rabbit straight away and let him know that they are destructive blighters that also taste nice. There are other signs to look out for.
My child has shown sympathy for poor and working people
Oh my, that will never do. They need to know that it is important that working people should never have too much money as they lose the incentive to work. Once people lose interest in work it is difficult to get them to spend every waking hour slogging away for the pittance they deserve. If your child has this condition the best thing is to get them digging ditches for a couple of weeks. They will soon lose interest in working people.
Showing concern for marginalised people
This is one of those entry-level soppy traits. They are marginalised for a good reason. Probably poor personal hygiene and annoying habits. Leave your child with a drunk tramp for an hour and they will change their mind.
Concern about facism and societal impacts
The lie of facism is one of the most pernicious deceptions that the leftists have perpetuated. What they call facism is of course good old-fashioned commonsense and family values. The societal impact would be that the hoi-polloi will jolly well get on with what they are told to do and quit belly-aching.
Accepting of people of other genders, religions, races etc
We call these people ‘other’ for a good reason. They are not us. A quick cure for any son showing these sort of tendency is to arrange for the boarding school to put him in a pink rugby strip with ‘I love blacks’ written on it. The other boys will soon sort him out.
Wishing for a world of equality
Pity the parents whose children come out with this maudlin clap-trap. Equality is a load of tosh. Who is going to be the boss in charge? Who is going to buy the yatchs and small jets to keep the people who make them in jobs? People spouting this nonsense have not thought it through.
Be vigilant for any symptoms of wokery or leftist leanings. They can be stamped out but it needs to be done quickly. Luckily my children were too busy with the local hunt to have much time for that sort of nonsense.
