The anointed one complains that the Chinese keep taking his crayons, dropping worms down his collar and stealing his dinner money. When you don’t know how to negotiate just whine loudly.
~ET
The display that SpaceX put on earlier today has been awarded 7 out of 10 by an international panel of judges. While it was impressive in scale it lacked in other aspects.
~KK
Trump has passed the electoral college number for a win and will be the next president of the USA. It is now official that the USA has the thickest electorate.
~KK
Following Trump’s belief that Haitians are eating cats in Ohio because he ‘saw it on TV’, we are preemptively fact checking other things he might have seen on his favourite programmes.
~KK
When Walz passed a law in Minnesota to provide tampons the locations were left to the discretion of schools. Now a policy revision will consider having them available in all rooms as a precaution in case of a gun attack.
~KK
After the recent weird utterances from Trump and Vance, and Trump’s strange performance at the National Association of Black Journalists convention the GOP are considering replacing them.
~ET
Trump cemented his reputation as a cultural gnome by confusing the tableaux scene during the opening ceremony with the Last Supper after someone showed him a picture of the painting.
~KK
