As the Tories contemplate electoral annihilation some have already given up on politics and are moving to TV. Rishi Sunak might be contemplating options. Celebrity watching paint dry?
While he doesn’t need the money, he will miss the attention. Television executives have considered all the usual programmes for celebrity wannabes or those whose peak was many years ago such as “I’m a Celebrity Get me out of here!”, “Celebrity Come Dine With Me”, Strictly Come Dancing”, “Dancing on Ice”, “Celebs on the Farm” and others.
They were all considered far too dynamic and exciting to suit Rishi. They considered various options such as “Sunak on Sewing”, “Sunak’s Stamps”, “Rishi Rows Boats”, “Mowing the Lawn with Rishi” and “Celebrity Car Parking”, but again hit the problem that they were all far too racy to suit him.
They think they have finally hit on the right format to suit him. “Rishi Watches Paint Dry”. Each week a different colour and type of paint that he watches drying in different locations.